EDITOR'S NOTE: DUE TO THE OVERABUNDANCE OF PORN PEDDLERS POSING AS REAL PEOPLE ON HERE, I AM ASKING
EVERYONE WHO WRITES ME TO PLEASE FIND SOME WAY OF PROVING THAT THEY ARE IN FACT REAL PEOPLE. ABOUT
ME: I AM A 34 YEAR OLD GERMAN PORTUGUESE IRISH AND PUERTO RICAN RAISED IN THE SOUTH FLORIDA AREA.
MY
INTERESTS INCLUDE COOKING, STAND UP COMEDY, FUNK AND ROCK MUSIC, ASTROLOGY AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT
LIFE.
MOST OF ALL, IM ABOUT HAVING FUN AND ENJOYING LIFE. BONUS PERKS? IM 34 WITH NO KIDS. NOT MARRIED,
NEVER HAVE BEEN. CONFIDENT, NOT COCKY. LISTENER, NOT A TALKER (UNLESS I KNOW YOURE LISTENING!!). SO
WHO ARE YOU? Urbana ohio nude women DISCLAIMER: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IM NOT ON HERE FOR JUST SEX.
IT
DOESNT WORK THAT WAY FOR ME. IM EASY GOING AND I LIKE HAVING FUN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT I DO
HAVE GUIDELINES.
THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1) FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO TALK AND HAVE A GOOD CONVERSATION. THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY FLIRT. SO IF THIS CANT HAPPEN, THEN UNFORTUNATELY
MY DEAR, YOU AND I WONT GET VERY FAR.
2.) BEING THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS SEEKING THE TRUTH
IN EVERYTHING, OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL GET A LOT FURTHER WITH ME IF YOU ARE JUST HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE
AND WHAT YOU WANT.
3)AND SWEETIE, I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR DADDY. IN THIS DAY AND AGE YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
I REALLY DONT THINK ITS LOGICAL TO SEND LAVISH GIFTS, MONEY AND OTHER MATERIAL ITEMS TO SOMEONE FOR
WHOM IM NOT EVEN SURE IF THEYLL BE AROUND TOMORROW.
FURTHERMORE, AND PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS IN A NEGATIVE
WAY OR LET ALL POTENTIALS BE DISCOURAGE FROM TALKING TO ME, BUT I DO NOT NEED YOU. 4) IF IT HELPS,
I RECOGNIZE WOMEN OF ALL COLORS.
I ALSO HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT DATING SOMEONE TALLER OR SHORTER THAN
ME, OLDER OR YOUNGER. AND IF YOU HAVE A LIL EXTRA MEAT ON YOUR BONES, THATS EVEN BETTER. DONT YOU LISTEN
TO THOSE MAGAZINES IN THE GROCERY STORE MAMA, YOU ARE ALREADY BEAUTIFUL IN THE SKIN YOU ARE IN.
GOOD
LUCK TO YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS AND THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT TO ACTUALLY READ THIS MESS!!!